Qoute and Random Sayings~

REAL MEN WEAR EYELINER!!!

real men obey the 70/80s rule(wear tight pants..but no so tight lik now these days)

o0o0o look im a dirrty, foul little boy...o0o im lik a hobo..~STEWIE

I like you, when i take over the world your death shall be quick and painless..~STEWIE

Benji~ joels a dirrty diper...joels a dirrty dipper boy

joel~ yes but newayz back to da count down

Benji~ this one time joel farted in science class...lmao

joel~ lol man why do you have to bring up high school..lol

*see's a girl with princess laya hair* do you know chapace??~NICHOLE

I LOVE JOEY!!!

the way to a man's heart is tearin a hole through his rib cage

the best damn concert in the whole world is SLIPKNOT!!

Not The Brighest Crayon In ZThe Box Now Are We???

You can'not kill what you did not create..-Corey Taylor

MIDGETS RULE!!!

scratch where it itches even if its in your britches~KATIE

so0o0o how was band did you blow your horn..?tute your flute..?and waddle your kabute???~KATIE

thin out the herd and squeeze out the pain...~Corey Taylor

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One day while watching the Marilyn Manson Video *Sweet Dreams* at ANdrinas me and julz were on da phone with oh jakey poo...

Julie~ look meghan hes ridin the pig...lucky pig

Meghan~ no stupid pig

Julie~ lol why

Meghan~ well you see julie i like it on top

Julie~ *snags the phone* JAKE!

Jake~ huh?

Julie~ meghan likes it on top

Jake~ o0o0o lol

Meghan~ JULIE!...well hehe

"IM PLASTIC! IM PLASTIC!" said the plastic shark

this is Nicholees favorite part in the *Old School* Movie

Nichole~ its gunna be funny when it squirts you in the eye!

One day on the phone Sean decided to tell a joke to Meghan..who keep in mind thinks outside of the box

Sean~ hey meghan wanna hear a joke?

Meghan~ *all simple minded* yea sure

Sean~ there was 13 copy cats on a boat one of them jumped off how many were left?

Meghan~ 12

Sean~ no none of them were left..they all were copy cats they all jumped off

Meghan~ wait what?

Sean~ *explains the joke again*

Meghan~ but what if one of them didnt want to jump off then they'd all copy that one and then there'd be 12

Sean~ no meghan there wouldnt be 12 yet cuz they all would of copied the one who jumped

Meghan~ but wht if one of them didnt want to jump and they all copied that one...unless he did want to jump

7 mins later

Meghan~ but see...

Sean~ NO MEGHAN! there are no more damn cats on the boat! they all copied the other one and jumped off!

Meghan~ but cats dont like water so why would they jump off the boat...why would they be on the boat...

Sean~ AHH MEGHAN! there are no more damn cats!! they all jumped off!! they all copied the damn cat that jumped off the damn boat!

Meghan~ well thats a stupid joke because they'd all be suicidal cats and they'd all die...

Sean~ its a joek meghan...its not real...

Meghan~ its a stupid joke

Sean~ no shit

Meghan~ *starts up again* you know who make up a stupid joke like that cuz cats dont like water unless they were suicidal but i dont think cats no what that is...but i still say say that one of them didnt want to jump off so there only 12 left...so HA!

Sean~ im hangin up...

D~E~A~D thats how i wanna be...

give her to my monster baby gunna die baby gunna die! die!

Caitlin~ *does somethin to affend english jake*

English Jake~ *grabbs light up necklace and turns it off* you turn me off

Meghan and Caitlin~ lol

English Jake~ *Turns to meghan* however you turn me on *tries to turn da necklace on but it doesnt come on* ahh! wait a min...

Meghan and Caitlin~ lmao

Meghan~ *see's Lindz* ahh! hide him!

*meghan and cailtin hide english jake*

English Jake~ ahh! your smushin my balls with your backpacks!!

Caitlin~ *yells at jake* get down!

English Jake~ i can't when theres back packs surrounding me!

English Jake disowned me...*tear*...bitch

English Jake~ *pokes meghan in the boob*

Meghan~ *slapps him* stop it!

English Jake~ awch! that really hurt! you know one day your gunna be makein out and its eventually gunna lead to sex and then hes gunna pull it out and your gunna be like 'eww! get that thing away from me!'

one day while waitin for english jake...

English Jake~*comes walkin w/a black eye while lookin like a druggie*

Meghan~ wht da hell happen to u

English Jake~ i got hit w/a computr chair

Meghan~ *tries not to laugh* o...aww i srry lol

English Jake~ i see

Meghan~ aww im srry*hugs u*

English Jake~ well if u excuse me im gunna go i have to find da guy dat did this to me

Meghan~ oka lol

*the englishmen kisses meghan on da cheek meghan gets butterflies*

my name is bruce i lik pink ponies and i drink FRISCA!

Meghan Fasha (father not her farter)~

*picks up red plastic ketchup bottle and looks at it*

oh! they make red bottles now...i didnt know they could do that...whend they do that?

Meghan~ omgosh lol ur an idoit lol

this is a quote from Abbot and Costello...its called "22"

Costello~ *counting apples* now theres one for u and one for me and one for u and one for me

Abott~oka

Costello~ there you go now there equally divided

Abbot~yes

Costello~ 40 apples right?

Abbot~ uh huh

Costello~ how many apples hav you got?

Abbot~ i got 20...how many hav u got?

Costello~ ive got 22

Abbot~ you got 2 mor than me

Costello~ NO NO NO NO NO!

Abbot~yes

Costello~ dont touch da apples

Abbot~ you asked me how many apples i told you  you got 2 mor than me

Costello~ no there equaly divided!

Abbot~ well tjhere 40 apples

Costello~ yes...

Abbot~ ive got 20

Costello~yes

Abbot~ how many hav you got

Costello~ 22

Abbot~ give me one

Costello~ DONT TOUCH DA APPLES!

Abbot~ dats just one and youve got 2 and

Costello~ please im hungrey

Abbot~ im hungry too i mean i missed my lunch!

Costello~*i couldnt understand wht they were sayin* now come on count the apples yourself go ahead

Abbot~ alright theres 40 apples and we hav to cutt em in half

Costello~ count them yourself!

Abbot~ oka.....*pause while abbot counts da apples* wht comes after 9?

Costello~10

Abbot~oka....*pause* now see youve got 20

Costello~ alright...how many hav you got

Abbot~ ive got 22

goto http://www.abbottandcostello.net/ and click media and then click audio clips and then go down and click 22 and whos on first(da first one)

"if i wanted to tlk ot an asshole, id fart"- Clown from House of a thousand corpses(dats a funny movie)

Andrina~ Jake really is such a stoner

Meejen~ why

Andrina~ he flipped out of his chair over freaked out over a bag exploding

Meejen~ lol

latr dat day...

Jake~ hey meghan

Meejen~ hey...so Andrina told me bout your episode in lunch

Jake~ wht

Meejen~ the thing bout the bag exploding

Jake~ wht bag...oh! sum guy flipped over a table and I fell to the floor... I thought somebody was shootin me

Meejen~ lmao

Ive got a friendly bunch of cocoa nuts LOOOK there they r stadnin in da road....BIG ones small one SUM AS BIG AS UR HEAD!

"*gondie/englishmenvoice* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!"

quote from our lovely Marilyn Manson

"the men beat the wives cause the wives want attention...so when I beat u that means I love you"

"little people kill people"-joEys hoodie

"its good to touch"-video game commercial

"I’m sexually attracted to the internet"- Ville Valo

"I don’t no where the deuce I’m going"- Chris

nicholes cousin...also known as christpher robin and he doesnt hav ne friends cuz he hangs out w/pooh..*cough*DOMINEEK*cough*

"wenis"- Chris

“MOTHER FUCKIN RETARDS” – Mannie showin his love for the seniors who did the stupidest senior prank ever