Quotes~

one day while i was on da phone w/nichole she was watching da news and it was on manatees..

Meghan~ wht r you watching

Nichole~ the news.....aww look at da little mantees...awww

Meghan~  lol omG you loser

Nichole~ hey i lik manatees....

Meghan~...i know you do

Nichole~ aww swim little manatee be free...fly fly

Meghan~ *rolls eyes and strts to laugh*

Nichole~...its not going very fast...

Meghan~ LMFAO!!!*laughs till falls on floor & then cant breath*...

Nichole~ whts so funny

Meghan~ your ....*looses breath*..your such a idoit...*strts laughing again*

Meghan~ *starts choking*

Nichole~ did u die?

"my friend emmy(or w/e da hell ehr name is) was mad at dis guy so she got a bunch of pads and tampons and wrote on his front lawn "PMS SUX"

while walking in da mall one day nichole decided to play a game...

Nichole~ lets play spot da hoe*sees a girl* I WIN!!!!

"come any closer and your getting it choped off"

Nichole~ aww look at da little seals aww there so cute...ahh you damn dogs get away from da seals....runn little seal runn....ahh you basturnts! LET GO OF DA SEAL!

Meghan~ your pathedic

Nichole~ shut up i lik da lil seals

Meghan~ i noticed

Nichole~ ahh damn dogs! aw yea da little seal got away

Meghan~*finds  a video of a great white shark eating a seal*hmm...hey nichole..

Nichole~ what

Meghan~ i found something you’ll like

Nichole~ really

Meghan~ yeaa...

Nichole~ *3 mins later*ah da stupid shark eating da poor little seal!!! damn you meghan!

Meghan~ tehee..wht i do?*cough*

one time my mother forced me to goto a elrique ilgashole or however you spell his name so0o0 i brought nichole and en he came on we started bangin our heads to his music while dis gay couple who kept going to da bathroom w/eachother kept staring at us....lmao

(smokin comerical)

old lady w/ lung cancer(she was hooked to a breathin thingy)~ hav you evr*pushck*met a person*pushck*w/lung*pshck*cancer*pshck* well now*pshck* you hav hav*pshck*pushck*

(lmao)

bOObs*canadian acient*

Meghan~  anna nichole smith(tlkin bout nicholes butt)

Nichole~*gasp* take dat back!...pamela anderson

Meghan~ no mine are real thnx you

Nichole...o...uh jessica simpson

Meghan~ damn....anna nichole!

Nichole~ *gasp* ahh take it back! take it back!jessica!

one day when nichole was at meejens house...while both were laying on the bed nichole tried to get meejen back for doin yoga on her(long story)....heres wht happen

Meghan~*laying on her stomach watchin a movie*

Nichole~*while sittin in da corner of da bed decides to sit on or try to sit on meghan*

Meghan~*not payin attention**sees out the corner of her eye nichole* nichole wht r you doin?

Nichole~*falls off the bed lands on  the nightstand knocks ovr the drinks and the lamp and hits her back on the corner of the night stand*

Meghan~ wht the hell*cant breath laughs to hard* are you doing! LMAO LMAO

Nichole~ *feels her back**gasp*omG i hav a dent in my back

TOEY! ...Yo0o0ooshiieee.....

"what a sexay wall hehe...*makes out w/it*"

while on da phone

Meghan~ *watcin sumthin on tv*

Nichole~ *under da cover and cant breat*

Meghan~ dont die

Nichole~*breaths in and chokes* i think i inhaled a piece of lint

Meghan~ lmao

me and her arguein

Meghan~ nope

Nicholee~ tell me

Meghan~ nope

Nicholee~ tell me!please

Meghan~ nope not gunna

Nicholee~ tell me....wait wht were we arguuin bout*thinks*.....oh yea tell me!

Meghan~lmao

shot in the DARKKK!!! one stepp...away...uhh from...me?

while talkin to the statue in a dirty way*cough* mick *cough*

..uhhh honey you hav to move to make it work...

my water bottle has mr bubble.....and o0o mrs bubble....and look bubble jr

meejen mockin nichole and her baby picture where nichole only a baby and shes in a crib look at da mirror and smilin

meejen- look at me look at how sexay i am...you see dis no1 can pull of dis dipper...i can only pull of dis diaper o0o look at me im so sexay

AM I...

1. Quiet or Loud?: loud
2. Short or Tall?: short
3. Weird or Original?: both
4. Nice or Mean?: both
5. Friendly or Selfish?: both 
6. Normal or "Special"?: lol "Special"
7. Smart or Stupid?: lol uhh both
8. Boring or Fun?: fun
9. Attractive or Unattractive? ...hm..attractive

DO YOU THINK IM...
1. A psycho?: yesm
2. Athletic?: yesm
3. A nerd?: lol..no
4. A pimp?: lol no
5. Ghetto?: nope
6. A butthead?: yes..j/k
7. Two-faced?: no
8. Obnoxious?: NOT ALL the time
9. Immature?: can be
10. Mature?: can be

JUST SOME QUESTIONS ....
1. What do you think I'll be when I grow up?: what ever you want hopefull my drummer..or my daomanatrix partner
2. (a) Do you think I'll get married?: maybe
(b) If you do... who do you think I'll marry?: mick thompson...lol grose...
3. When is my birthday?: 5/7/90
4.Who is my boyfriend? you dont have one at da moment
5. Who is my best friend(s)?: me i think...
6. What song (if any) reminds you of me?: certain songs...dis one i would dedicate to you "wonderful"...and these are j/spongs u lik"prosthetics", "diluted", "the end of scissors", certain marilyn manson songs to
7. Do I remind you of any characters on TV?: lol sometimes
8. If you could rename me...what would my name be?: lol your my nicholee i wouldnt change it
9. Have you ever had a dream about me?: oh Lord uhh dat one time when you were tryin to start a fight w/joEy and we were gettin glowin blue beer bottles signed by slipknot
10. Do you think I'm a virgin?: yes..in fact i know you are
11. If you could give me anything...what would it be? happieness
12. If you could promise me anything... what would it be?: i nevr break promises

PERSONAL/ATTRACTIVENESS
1. Am i physiclly ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful hot?: no your not ugly...your nichole
2. Would you ever kiss me?: on da cheek
3. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend?: uh sweetie im not a guy...lol except when i stick cameras down my pants theni look lik a tranvestite
4. Do you ever think about me off-line?: huh...
5. If you could describe me in one word....what would it be?:..hmm i hav too many
6. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me?: ofcourse...not
7. Do you want me?: lol yes i want to penetrate you even thou oi have nothin to penetrate you with
8. Do you wish we were closer?: i think we already are
9. State here your completely honest opinion of me: i wuv you to death your like a sister to me and i dont know what i would do with out you...your stupity always make me cheer up when im sad..